The fact that you used the theme from Once Upon A Time in The West is more than enough of a reason to give you an adequate score. The rest however, was lacking. Though I suppose I shouldn't really be complaining, you delivered what you promised.
A pitiful attempt to appear artsy with a game which is no 'deeper' than a children's swimming pool. A failure as both a game as well as entertainment, invoking NO thought or personal connection with the faceless and interchangeable characters. Due in no small part to the shoddy story which is riddled with so many plotholes that it'd be enough to sink an oceanliner.
On the plus side, the lack of a replay button means I won't have to suffer through a second viewing.
It's not all that amusing after awhile, but for the first five minutes or so I was entertained. There's just not a lot of content in the game really; I continued playing in the hopes it would pick up, however all I found was glitches and aggravation. I'm sure many people enjoy this; but personally I'll have to pass.
I always enjoy it when you guys come together to make these little projects; mainly because I'm always in tears laughing at them. The varied styles are very unique and like the title says; the crude humor is delightful and some of the pieces have a real message to them about the state of newgrounds and it's artists.
I loved the crude comedy used in this game and the programming made for a very fluid and fun experience, however every time I stepped on an elevator the first time, it would rocket me upwards and I'd have to restart the level before I could continue. Still an issue in 1.2 for me anyways.
Otherwise it was a fun and fresh experience. Good work.
The gameplay is very simplistic, however the atmosphere is very engrossing and at times there were moments where I was truly sucked into the world of the game, which is very difficult to do. The ending was very spooky if not confusing, I enjoy the game very much, and I aim to play time and time again.
The game is very enjoyable and a very creative one at that. It's pleasant to see someone put so much hard work and polish into such a great flash game. There were no bugs as far as I could see and the gameplay was fast, furious, and a lot of fun. I will enjoy playing this for further hours.
Let me get this out of the way: I'm so sick and tired of little girls in horror movies.
That aside, the game was incredibly short. But it had some very nasty 'jump out at you' surprises. It spooked me, which is enough to give it a passing score.
Zergling-seb
All 73 flash Reviews
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars December 5, 2010
Dohoho
The fact that you used the theme from Once Upon A Time in The West is more than enough of a reason to give you an adequate score. The rest however, was lacking. Though I suppose I shouldn't really be complaining, you delivered what you promised.
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars December 3, 2010
A pitiful attempt
A pitiful attempt to appear artsy with a game which is no 'deeper' than a children's swimming pool. A failure as both a game as well as entertainment, invoking NO thought or personal connection with the faceless and interchangeable characters. Due in no small part to the shoddy story which is riddled with so many plotholes that it'd be enough to sink an oceanliner.
On the plus side, the lack of a replay button means I won't have to suffer through a second viewing.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 16, 2010
YA YA YA YA YA
Real men play this game with the Crazy Taxi soundtrack playing.
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 9, 2009
Stupid for the sake of stupid.
It's not all that amusing after awhile, but for the first five minutes or so I was entertained. There's just not a lot of content in the game really; I continued playing in the hopes it would pick up, however all I found was glitches and aggravation. I'm sure many people enjoy this; but personally I'll have to pass.
Not terrible, just not my cup of tea.
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 9, 2009
Original, Crude, and very funny.
I always enjoy it when you guys come together to make these little projects; mainly because I'm always in tears laughing at them. The varied styles are very unique and like the title says; the crude humor is delightful and some of the pieces have a real message to them about the state of newgrounds and it's artists.
I loved it; now on to part II.
Rated 4 / 5 stars May 2, 2009
Very Fun.
I loved the crude comedy used in this game and the programming made for a very fluid and fun experience, however every time I stepped on an elevator the first time, it would rocket me upwards and I'd have to restart the level before I could continue. Still an issue in 1.2 for me anyways.
Otherwise it was a fun and fresh experience. Good work.
Hmmm... Are you sure it was 1.2? I uploaded it earlier but I think it still hasn't been approved by an admin or a mod
Thanks for the review!
Rated 4 / 5 stars March 19, 2009
Very Surreal
The gameplay is very simplistic, however the atmosphere is very engrossing and at times there were moments where I was truly sucked into the world of the game, which is very difficult to do. The ending was very spooky if not confusing, I enjoy the game very much, and I aim to play time and time again.
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 5, 2008
The Ending Caught Me By Surprise.
I love this flash, the animation is superb and the voice acting was top notch. The ending caught me completely by surprise too, so kudos on that.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 3, 2008
Very Well Done.
The game is very enjoyable and a very creative one at that. It's pleasant to see someone put so much hard work and polish into such a great flash game. There were no bugs as far as I could see and the gameplay was fast, furious, and a lot of fun. I will enjoy playing this for further hours.
Great Job!
Rated 3 / 5 stars July 10, 2008
Alright
Let me get this out of the way: I'm so sick and tired of little girls in horror movies.
That aside, the game was incredibly short. But it had some very nasty 'jump out at you' surprises. It spooked me, which is enough to give it a passing score.