A pitiful attempt
A pitiful attempt to appear artsy with a game which is no 'deeper' than a children's swimming pool. A failure as both a game as well as entertainment, invoking NO thought or personal connection with the faceless and interchangeable characters. Due in no small part to the shoddy story which is riddled with so many plotholes that it'd be enough to sink an oceanliner.
On the plus side, the lack of a replay button means I won't have to suffer through a second viewing.
YA YA YA YA YA
Real men play this game with the Crazy Taxi soundtrack playing.
Stupid for the sake of stupid.
It's not all that amusing after awhile, but for the first five minutes or so I was entertained. There's just not a lot of content in the game really; I continued playing in the hopes it would pick up, however all I found was glitches and aggravation. I'm sure many people enjoy this; but personally I'll have to pass.
Not terrible, just not my cup of tea.
I loved the crude comedy used in this game and the programming made for a very fluid and fun experience, however every time I stepped on an elevator the first time, it would rocket me upwards and I'd have to restart the level before I could continue. Still an issue in 1.2 for me anyways.
Otherwise it was a fun and fresh experience. Good work.
Hmmm... Are you sure it was 1.2? I uploaded it earlier but I think it still hasn't been approved by an admin or a mod
Thanks for the review!
The gameplay is very simplistic, however the atmosphere is very engrossing and at times there were moments where I was truly sucked into the world of the game, which is very difficult to do. The ending was very spooky if not confusing, I enjoy the game very much, and I aim to play time and time again.
Very Well Done.
The game is very enjoyable and a very creative one at that. It's pleasant to see someone put so much hard work and polish into such a great flash game. There were no bugs as far as I could see and the gameplay was fast, furious, and a lot of fun. I will enjoy playing this for further hours.
Let me get this out of the way: I'm so sick and tired of little girls in horror movies.
That aside, the game was incredibly short. But it had some very nasty 'jump out at you' surprises. It spooked me, which is enough to give it a passing score.
I was so creeped out I couldn't even finish it.
Very creepy. I was anxious throughout the entire ordeal.
Just like old Action Games!
This is probably the first game I've given a 10/10 to. I applaud you sirs! You have made the most amazing game I have ever seen on Flash! It was just like playing Monkey Island again! The comedy was top notch, it was very hard to do, and I love you guys for it.
Please keep up the amazing work!
-Best ending ever.-
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